Top ten things heard waiting in line for the iPhone

10. "The iPhone 4 line's over there -- this is still the line for the iPhone 3"
9. "I think when I fell asleep someone iGroped me"
8. "Wow, this is great... Dammit! Dropped it on the floor"
7. "The iPhone? I thought this was the line for 'Marmaduke'"
6. "Is there an app to make this line move quicker?"
5. "Uhh no, honey, of course I didn't forget to pick up the kids
because I'm waiting in line to buy an iPhone"
4. No Number 4 -- writer in line for new iPhone
3. "Tomorrow night, I'm camping out at Bed, Bath and Beyond for the
new 4-slice toaster"
2. "I'm so pissed -- I just spent $300 on a uPhone"
1. "See you in three months when the iPhone 5 comes out"

Top Ten List from Late Show with David Letterman
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